The Incredible Crew is the strongest thing in the universe. Here's a list of weapons they have (the weapons in bold deal 1000 damage):
- "The Worst Thing that Could Ever Happen to You"
- "Origami Snowball"
- "On The Go Airbag"
- "Box Surprisers"
- "Science Lab Tablecloth Trick"
- "Friendship Braces"
- "Dance Dance Recycling"
- "No, You Hang Up"
- "Baby Interpretron 3000"
- "Butter Fingers"
- "Prize Surprise"
- "Not Fun Party Games"
- "Super Annoying Guy on a Plane"
- "Don't Disturb the Giant!"
- "Playing Instruments with Other Instruments"
- "Running Errands With My Mom"
- "Milk Harmonica"
- "Wild Beast in a Crate"
- "Magical Video Game Controller"
- "Hand Unsanitizer"
- "Gross Out Bake Sale"
- "Detention Rhythm"
- "Horrible Surprise Party"
- "Spitball Arms Deal"
- "Candy Deodorant"
- "Crazy Straw"
- "Kung-Fu Gingerbread"
- "Perso"
- "What Santa is Doing Right Now"
- "Nacho Tortillahose"
- "Screaming at Soup"
- "Turkey Bowling"
- "Cheat Sheet Tacos"
- "Broken Toy Machine"
- "Dream Ruiner"
- "Super Duper Gross Things"
- "Shoe Hands"
- "The Power of Illusion"
- "Parrot Stopwatch"
- "Captain Jake Blue Jay: Swimming Pool Pirate"
- "I Just Hatched"
- "Shark Tooth Terry"
- "Santa Claus Hunters"
- "Adults Using Toy Versions of Things"
- "Get To Know Your Cast Members"
- "Basketball Net Stuck-over"
- "Breaking News"
- "MIRI: Voice Assistant"
- "Olaf: The Super-Sensitive Viking"
- "Bad Luck Rap"
- "Fun with Slo-Mo"
- "Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicanebees"
- "Meat Goalie"
- "Face Jeans"
- "Diorama Dismount"
- "Heavy Metal Acoustic"
- "The Last Pillow-Fighter"
- "Slopscotch"
- "Things Replaced with Different Things"
- "My Foot's Asleep"
- "Top 5 Extreme"
- "Bad Juggler"
- "Did You Drop This? Can You Hold This?"
- "Embarrassed Girl"
- "Too Many Keys Man"
- "Spot the Difference"
- "Reading Is Fun"
- "Three Course Field Goals"
- "Kids Security System"
- "Rodney Tape Face"
- "Crazy Fortune Teller"
- "Really Bad Grab Bags"
- "Community Center Clean-up"
- "Michael Shin: 5th Grade Ninja"
- "Weirdest Things"
- "Nice Try Though"
- "Labyrinth Homework Gatekeeper"
- "Eli's Electronics Depot"
- "Putting Shaving Cream On Stuff"
- "Bunk Bed Mountain"
- "Birthday Buffet"
- "Laser High Five"
- "Loudest Ringtone Ever"
- "Wes and Fred Johnson"
- "Restaurant Artist Kid"
- "Nighty Lighty"
- "Punch Bowl Jump Rope"